Anniversary "Blues"

Friends, Romans, Countrymen...

Behold your breath.

Time flies and yours truly has successfully completed one full a.k.a golden year of marital bliss. I remember my friend commenting how the words 'marital' and 'bliss' can go together. Well said my friend,i would let your gray cells do the thinking after all your gonna fall into this trap soon.

I took the day off (without her knowlegde) and decided to cook for my beloved 'atleast' for that 1 day and fate had it the other way - she took the day off (without my knowlegde) and thought the same.

There were two cooks and 1 kitchen. So a mediterranean restaurant was given the opportunity to serve us as "Two many cooks spoil the broth"

Its an open secret that im being supersized (see my previous post)

The lessons learnt this year are as follows:

1)The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

2)The best way to a women's heart is through innumerable shopping sprees.

3)Laugh and she laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone !!!.

Hope my better half is not reading this.....

SuperSized Me

The most conspicuous and visible change after marital bliss is growth in the waistline and appearance of what is called in plain english "TUMMY".

Accept or Deny this - a fact based on personal experience.

I still proudly flaunt denims of 30 waist but they now rest below the so called tummy .So technically i might be wearing the same ones but the actual size is different.

In addition to this the occasional visits to the gym are becoming rare phenomenons.

In McDonalds terminology im being "SuperSized".

Side Effects of Alcohol and Remedies

I won't take credit for this post just got from a friend.

Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the
drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause : You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.

Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.

Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.

Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and
the music is very repetitive.
Cause : You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.